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LinkedIN Viral Discussion: “Social Media for Business is Crap” (That’s #$%!@in Funny)
(See 1-7-10 update at at the bottom of the page.)
It has the making of a great social media story. Except the author of the original discussion, now over two months old, did not preach what he practiced. Or that’s what it looks like if you read his LinkedIN bio where Kevin Conway says things like:
“Since [...]
CES Day One: Apple BUYS Twitter and Shows their Tablet Computer, the iSlate
Following directly on the surprise release of the Apple iSlate on opening day at CES 2010 in Las Vegas, Apple and Twitter announced Apple’s purchase of Twitter for 2 billion dollars in cash and stock. Jobs says they will phase out all non-Mac OS apps and access to the popular microblogging service. “We liked Twitter from the beginning. And we think people will like it more on a Mac so in 2011 we will begin phasing out all access to machines running non-Apple OS services.”
Apple iSlate Released Before CES: Rumors Abound, Non-Apple Execs Faint
Apple sends 200 Geniuses onto the CES showroom floor with 200 spankin new Apple iSlates. The conference in Las Vegas is Rocked! Dell, HP, HTC, Acer all stunned into silence. MSFT stock drops. Major surprise, the iSlate is powered by AMD’s new mobile chipset!
Dear Biz and Co.” ARGGGH! I HATE TWITTER! “You are unable to follow more people at this time…”
Twitter you fail in so many ways, user-experience is one more whale of a fail!
So now what do I do? Bookmark a Twitter developer so I can come back and follow them later? Can’t you come up with an algorythm that IDs scammers and lets the rest of us do our tweetin in peace? Twitter you fail in so many ways, user-experience is one more whale of a fail!
That’s Just Tweetin Funny: Tremendous News Does a Twitter Celeb Roast
Here are the 3 TYPES you might find a place for in your future annals of fame. 1. Mr. 50k; 2. Little Miss iPhone; 3. Professor Makin You Millions Or Famous Or Hugely Followed
TWINDLE ™ – Finally! Twitter + Kindle = Twindle!
It’s Big! It’s Expensive! And it does ONLY ONE THING! The absolutely revolutionary Twindle ™ from Twindle.me ™
Twitter Ghost Strikes Guy Kawasaki and Haunts Your Feeds
The Twitter Ghost will follow you all the days of your life. Once you start ghostwriting it is hard to stop. But stop you must!
Starting with Crap in April – Woot Sells Bags of (sh)it On Fool’s Day
wOOt! Sells crap for April Fool’s Special.
Have You Loaded The Twitter Destroyer App Yet?
Twitter Destroyer is the ultimate countermeasure twitter app to swat off those annoying auto-bots, twitter virus peddlers, twitter porn purveyors, and basic twitter jerks.
Trillion Followers by 2010 – With Your Help We Can Raise Awareness and Cain
Please join the fun and add the badge and show your respect for the twittergamers wreaking havoc on our interwebz.
